To round off my first day back in the world of blogging, I have a few questions.
Can there possibly be a better job than being a librarian? Well, besides working in Top Gear, but that's a given. Shuffling around with your cuppa, tidying up a few jumbled books, sorting 300 cd's and take half of them home to listen to them, stamp some newspapers and shuffle home?
Why does the elevator in my building suddenly smell clean and fresh, like newly laundered clothes, when it's smelled like a well used suspensory since I moved in over two months ago?
Can there possibly be anything more annoying then having road work done next to your building?... For months!
And lastly, will I wake up tomorrow and find my livingroom and kitchen magically cleaned, tidied up, organized and hoovered like James May had gone berserk on ecstasy in it?
I know some of these questions have the answer "no" or even "hell no". But I ask anyway. That's me. Ambitious but rubbish.
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