A) The lost and very secret love child of Martin Gore and some unnamed hobbit girl, who, not knowing of her parentage went and ahead and became a Depeche fan with a tendency to have cold ears like her dad. (Disturbing image, innit?)
or...
B) a fanatical hobbit who went bonkers in Depeche's merchandise store, and then went snuck off backstage (ssssneaky hobbitsesss...)to nick Martin Gores hat for good measure (and being a true fanatical).
In any case, I'm a weird looking thing. But not cold on her ears.
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